January 2011
“Zombies are immune to rocks.”
– Matt (via bleep-bloop)
“I AM NUCKING FUTSO”
She-Hulk is Sexy lol.
When you see a girl's thong in class and you can't...
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
It's not the same...
embracemyinsanity:
Girls say “Suck my dick” everyone’s like
Dudes say “Lick my pussy” everyone’s like
Reblog if you live here!
biancagoesbang:
So I'm sitting here flicking my lighter...
This wack ass commercil about space bags is on I wish my TV would realize I don’t give a rats fuck about space bags,aw man I really could use some weed at the moment.
Faceboooooooooook
when girls have the worst DP like:
& everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there*
& I’m all like:
TO PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME FROM SCHOOL:
-mylifeasjess:
You are allowed to read my shit, but:
don’t speak of it at school or anywhere at all.
whatever’s on tumblr, stays on tumblr.
don’t ask me questions about who my posts are about.
don’t judge me from my posts.
don’t assume my posts are about you.
don’t assume my posts are towards a certain someone in particular.
in each post i make, i have my reasons that doesn’t concern you...
MTV is advertising Tumblr...
Having weak legs after a great nut..
kudostohope:
..PRICELESS.
Watchjakecanner:
just click play
